I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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