By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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