And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
