u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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