Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
