there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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