He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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