The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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