You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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