They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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