watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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