Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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