After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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