Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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