Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
do herpes really smell.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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