did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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