32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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