I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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