What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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