I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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