Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
