Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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