I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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