Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
