Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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