Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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