is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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