Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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