This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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