So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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