actually, I'm a sock model
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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