At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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