Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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