Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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