I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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