You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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