Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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