I wish I only lived at night.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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