Pants 0. Shit 1.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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