What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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