this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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