They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
