You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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