Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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