Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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