Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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