Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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