Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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