O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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