I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Boobs are out for the taking
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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