Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
