Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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Do I have a choice?
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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