I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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