Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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